My husband...He is so funny.
About a week ago, he told me that he was going to surprise me. Oooo! I love surprises! Maybe he is going to take me out to dinner, maybe he is going to give me a present, maybe he is going to give me an envelope with 2 tickets for a cruise to the carribean...
...then, a few nights later, he came in the house with something behind his back and told me to choose a hand.
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The suspense is killing you right?
After deliberating over which hand might contain my beloved cruise tickets, I choose the right hand and I am presented with this...
...hmmm.
What do you think it is?
It is, in fact, a device that can hold the cup that I have to pee in in order to use my ovulation test strips.
I had several thoughts pass through my mind...
"I could be really mad right now..."
"Is he really serious?"
"It looks like something I would see at the OBGYN's office."
"For some reason this should NOT be funny."
but...I BUSTED UP LAUGHING. I was seriously rolling.
Then he told me the reason for it (no more peeing on my hand...because, really, women just can't aim the same way men do.) and I almost peed my pants.
I have to give it to him...he is really creative.
I hope he knows that I was in a good mood that night...he might not be so lucky next time. :)
7 comments:
Okay - that is SOOOOOcute! And it'll come in handy for a long time - after your ov tests work you can pack that with you to the OB...of course washing your hands might be easier than washing that thing. And $25 bucks to you if you ever hand a urine sample to a nurse with that thing!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-that is AWESOME! and yes, he is VERY LUCKY that he caught you in a good mood.
I showed this to Aaron and then got to thinking that HE never made ME anything like that...so now I'm mad at him. Sulk. (Okay, not actually mad, but I did think that...sick huh)
That is hilarious! I would have been rolling on the ground as well!
That's awesome...I kind of want one now...
Okay...you had me rolling as well! That is one creative husband, you have to give him some props for that one. Not only do I suffer from Infertility, but I also have a condition which causes chronic UTI's. To say the least I have become a professional "cup peer" over the course of my life time...and I could really use one of these! He should start marketing them...
HOly cow..Hilarious.. I want one!
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